My (soon-to-be) Unhealthy Obsession

The iPhone 4. White. Uncased.

Such a rare and beautiful sight.
If I could keep my iPhone in perfect condition without having a case on it. I would. Trust me, I tried for a while...but after dropping/unintentionally throwing my phone across the floor for the 4th or 5th time, I decided that I had tempted fate for too long. Clearly I had been lucky up to this point, and my clumsiness was bound to catch up with me sooner or later.

So while on vacation at Disney World, my  mom bought me a vintage style Mickey Mouse iPhone case.

..and that started it.  It opened me up to a whole new world of personal expression and iPhone protection. lol.  I decided that if I can't have my sleek, simple, uncased iPhone, then I'm going to protect it in style. I've since developed a weird obsession with iPhone cases. While I've only actually bought two, other than the one above, I'm constantly looking at them online, trying to find the next perfect case.
So far, in addition to my Mickey Mouse case, I have this rubber whale case

Complete with adorable little anchor detail on the front..

And my most recent purchase, and current iPhone covering...

The Tardis. Love it.

Now obviously, I could be spending my money on much worse things...so it's not the most unhealthy obsession that I could have...but here's the thing that makes it bad.
Have you ever actually tried to get an iPhone case off of an iPhone? It is not always an easy task! The rubber ones-no problem...but the hard cases? I cannot explain to you the rage that fills me when struggling to un-case this ridiculously slippery and tricky piece of technology.

Maybe it's just me. I don't know. But no matter. It's obviously not enough to keep me from feeding my addiction.

Glorious Return

So it's been almost 6 months since my last post. Wow..that's a problem. I can't say that I'll never let it happen again, but I've definitely decided to make an effort at posting more often. So let's see if I can update you on everything that's happened in my life since my last post.

Nothing.

Haha just kidding. Things have happened...just nothing according to my plan. Here's how things really went.

I still live with my momma. My house is yet to be finished, but some progress has been made.
Still working a lot..and I still enjoy my job, for the most part.
Got my heart broken
Wanted desperately to run away to South Dakota and climb rocks in the Bad Lands.
Didn't get to climb rocks
Attempted to feel better by dying my hair (as you're supposed to when you've been dumped)
My hair came out almost the exact same color as it was before (not satisfying)
Work, sleep, work, sleep, work
Said goodbye to one of my oldest friends, as she goes off to travel the world
Work, sleep, work, sleep, work
and now I have two days off in a row and literally don't know what to do with myself.

I need some hobbies.
This morning I attempted to entertain myself by taking this very pretty, yet slightly outdated hand-me-down skirt that my friend gave me..

And turned it into a cute, slightly outdated dress.

 Not my best work, but considering that I didn't do any actual measuring, marking, or pinning, and I basically just guessed...I think it turned out pretty good...also it only took about 4 minutes.

So I still have about 9 or 10 more hours in my day...what to do next...

I think I'm going to make a lasagna. I've been craving it.

A Taste of Exotic

I decided that I need to try more things. Foods specifically. I'm going to start cooking more, making a larger variety of foods, and trying new recipes. As a sort of kick-off to this new resolution, I went out and bought some of the weirdest fruits at the grocery store to try.

I chose three different kinds.

                                         1. Rambutan

Clearly a very strange looking fruit. Just wait. 

Opening this fruit is actually really easy. You just find the seam..

..and pop it open.

I think it looks like an eyeball inside, and there's very little flavor to it. My mom thought it just tasted like a peeled grape.

There's a big seed inside, so watch out when you bite into it.

2. Star Fruit

Now I'm sure you must have heard of this one. It's not quite uncommon, but I'd never tried one before.

To cut it, first you cut the green (or sometimes brown) edges off of each point of the star.

Then you just slice it up into little star slices.

Make sure you pick the seeds out.

This one was by far my favorite of the three that I tried.

3. Prickly Pear

This is literally the fruit from a cactus, and definitely the most annoying to prepare. 

I would recommend wearing gloves when you cut this. Though it may not look very cactus-like, there are tiny invisible needles that get in under your skin. Very. Annoying. 

So first you cut off the ends

..and then slice down the side of the fruit. Just peel the skin right off. 

As you can see, there are a ton of little seeds inside.

The seeds are okay to eat, but they're a little too hard to bite for my liking. 

Supposedly this fruit is supposed to taste like bubblegum and watermelon. Though it's not super flavorful, it definitely does have a hint of watermelon to it. Since it was kind of boring to eat though, and there were waaaay to many seeds to avoid, I ended up putting it in the blender and turning it into juice. I mixed it with berry lemonade to make it less thick, and then used a sieve to filter out the seeds and extra pulp. 

It wasn't bad as a juice

My mom and I did decide though that what it really needed was to have some Sprite mixed in. That would have made a pretty darn good drink. 

In the end though, after trying all of these new things, I finished up with a nice, normal, familiar Kiwi.

Yum..

Ready for Friday...

It's been a weird week...not very weird...but weird enough..

I've hardly had any human contact outside of work, and I've had nothing but human contact at work. It's February break, so all the kids are out of school for a week...the hotel I work in has a water park in it so you can only imagine how busy we are.

My fairly strict boss pulled me aside for what I thought was going to be a serious conversation when in reality he just wanted me to tell him whether or not he smelled like Indian food.

I bought a 4 lb container of potato salad...not to share with anyone...just for myself. The cashier made me promise not to eat it all in one sitting. 

My computer has been having trouble loading videos, so instead of watching shows like I usually do in the evening, I made this giant bowl of mac and cheese, 

and put together a ton of funny little bracelets out of metal nuts. 

I found a tin of them in the shed...

I made some silver ones, and then painted some of them gold because I thought it would go better with the string that I had...plus I'm kind of into gold right now.

and then I just braided some string together, and braided the nuts right into the middle of the braid. 

The End.

Also, I cut my hair.

DIY: Knotted Headband

I've been in a really crafty mood lately, so I'll probably be posting a lot of DIYs. This is one I saw a while ago, and thought was very cute, so I decided to try it.

                                                     DIY: Knotted Headband

I was originally planning on doing a prettier color, but I decided on black since I'm not allowed to wear bright colors at work. I can always make some more colorful ones later.

Step 1: Start with a tee-shirt, or sweater or some sort of cloth that has a little bit of stretch to it. I chose a tee-shirt, just because I had an extra lying around.

Step 2: Cut off the bottom seam. You don't want this part to be in your headband.

Step 3: Measure about 5 inches from the bottom of the shirt. Mark it with a pencil, or chalk (whatever will show up on your fabric) and then cut along the dotted line.

Step 4: Measure the cloth around your head so you know where to make the first knot.

Step 5: Then just keep knotting until you've run out of the extra cloth. Make sure to make the last knot really really tight, and then cut off the excess.

All done! Easy peasy right?

If I had three wishes...

Brandon and I were talking about this a couple of days ago, and this is what I concluded..

                                                         Three Wishes
1. To be successful in my career (Wedding Planning obviously)
My real goal is to work for a planning agency, but have an office at home and only go into work 2 or 3 times a week for meetings and stuff.

2. To always have enough money to cover all of my standard bills (heat, water, electric, etc.) This way I won't become a bad person by wishing to have unending amounts of money, BUT I will be able to keep all of the money I earn from working on things that I want instead of only on things I need.
Then I could afford to buy a new computer so that I wouldn't have to pause between every sentence to wait for my laptop screen to stop doing this...

3. To be able to teleport from any point to another, at any time, in a matter of seconds.
This would pretty much eliminate the constant driving that I do, and seriously, how cool would it be?

Valentine Gift DIY

So let's start with a disclaimer...
You may not know this about me, but in almost every circumstance, no matter what, I always do something wrong. Usually not horribly wrong...just slightly wrong, in a way that makes people shake their heads and feel a little sorry for me.

As an example:
This is a lovely rose that someone at work gave me for Valentine's day.

Here is that same rose after I set it on my dashboard and my heater fried it.

Not a completely horrible mistake...just a little tragic...and a perfect example of how I mess up everything a little bit.

So with that disclaimer in mind, here is a tutorial on the (slightly cheesy) Valentine's day gift that I made for my boyfriend.

52 Things I Love About You

Step 1: Start with an ordinary deck of cards.

Step 2: Using a hole punch, punch two holes in each card. (They're going to fit together like a book)

Step 3: Using some fancy edged scissors, I cut out little squares to be glued to the front of each card.

Step 4: Write one thing that you love about the other person on each paper. (52 things, as there are 52 cards obviously)

Make sure you mix it up. Some of the things I wrote were serious, some were silly, and some of them were even inside jokes that would just sound completely ridiculous to everyone else. You can print these off of the computer if you want, but I chose to hand write them because it's a little more personal...also I'm lazy, and my printer is all the way downstairs.

Step 5: Glue one paper to the front of each card. 

(This is the step where my disclaimer comes in)

Take a good look at the photo. Can you see where I went wrong?

Yes. That's right. I glued the papers on upside down. Normally there's no up or down side to cards...but there is if you've already punched the holes in them...and books are supposed to be read with the pages going from left to right. 

So in this case I only noticed after I had already glued together an entire suit, and the glue was too dry to pull the papers off without ripping the cards...so I just went with it. Brandon knows me well enough, he should expect that any gift made by me will have something wrong with it. 

And anyway, in some countries books are read with the pages going from right to left (she said to make herself feel like less of a failure)

Step 6: So after gluing on all of the "reasons I love you" just take some book rings and hook all of the cards together. You can do the cards in order or randomly it doesn't matter.

I used the Jokers for the front and back covers. 

So there you have it.

Other than the slight mishap with the book turning out backwards, I don't think it turned out too bad as a last minute gift. 

I didn't even have to spend any money on it.

The End

P.S. Maybe some day I'll keep my word and actually catch up on that photo challenge (honestly though, don't hold your breath)